Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
~ Robert Heinlein

All little boys should have a cat so that they’re not so stunned and unprepared when they grow up and meet a real woman.
~ Murphy Malloy Kall

There’s a lot of difference between a dog and a woman. When you come home at night, a dog don’t care where you been.
~ Lewis Grizzard

It’s obvious who is man’s best friend … if you locked your wife and your dog together in the broom cupboard for a couple of hours … when you finally open the door to let them out, which one of them is going to be pleased to see you?!
~ Anon.

~ To see/hear Eckhart Tolle and ‘dog-whisperer’, Cesar Millan, discuss living with dogs, Click Here.

Man’s Best Friend