A rather crotchety old man went to stay with his nephew and niece.
At breakfast the first morning, his niece asked sweetly: Uncle, how would you like your eggs, scrambled or fried?”
“One fried, one scrambled,” the old man replied gruffly.
After breakfast his niece asked: “Did you enjoy your breakfast, Uncle?”
“No,” he replied. “You scrambled the wrong egg!”
~ Lord Maybray-King