Upon waking up in the morning, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for our anniversary. What do you think it means?”
“You’ll know tonight,” he said mysteriously.
That evening, the man came home with a small wrapped package and gave it to his wife.
Delighted, she ripped open the wrapping-paper and opened the box. Inside lay a book entitled The Meaning of Dreams
~ Sam Krause in Hey Waiter …