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On arriving home from Hebrew School, Benjy was asked by his mother what he’d learned that day.

“Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out of Egypt.

“When he got to the Red Sea he had his engineers build a pontoon bridge, and all the people walked across safely. Then he used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters for reinforcements. They sent F-16s to blow up the bridge and save the Israelites.”

“Now, Benjy, is that really what your teacher taught you?” his mother questioned.

“Well, no, Mom,” said Benjy, “but if I told you what she really said, you’d never believe it.”

~ From: Hey Waiter… There’s God in My Soup!, by Simcha (Sam) Krause.
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