Not a Red Herring
Harry: What’s green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
Stanley: I don’t know. What’s green, hangs on the wall, and whistles?
Harry: A herring.
Stanley: But … a herring Isn’t green!
Harry: Nu, so you could paint it green.
Stanley: But a herring doesn’t hang on the wall!
Harry: Nu, so you could hang it on the wall.
Stanley: But a herring doesn’t whistle!
Harry: Ok, so it doesn’t whistle.
~ From: Hey Waiter… There’s God in My Soup!, by Simcha (Sam) Krause.
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Categories: Humor