A famous Australian League footballer died and went to heaven.
The gate-keeper said, “Is there anything you would like to get off your mind before you come in?”
“Yes,” said the footballer. “When I first got into the League I used to play for St Kilda. During a closely fought Grand Final match against Collingwood I scored a goal which I thought was a point, but the umpire allowed it and it won us the flag.”
“Don’t worry about it,” said the gate-keeper. “I saw the whole thing from up here and it was a clear goal if ever I saw one.”
“Thank you, St Peter,” said the footballer, “you’ve set my mind at rest.”