Making Sense
A big dog goes into a Western Union office, puts his front paws up on the counter in front of a clerk, and says in a husky but quite audible voice: “I want to send a telegram.”
“What’s your message then?” asked the astonished clerk.
“Woof woof, woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof!” replies the dog.
The clerk diligently writes it down, looks at the dog and says “We have a promo going on today, ten words for the price of nine. Shall I add one more woof?”
The dog replies “Then it wouldn’t make any sense would it?”
~ Passed on by my dog, Turlow (who can almost talk). Thanks Mr T.
Categories: Humor