Transformation Needed
A woman goes into a fabric store and asks the shop assistant for some nice soft lacy material for her honeymoon nightie.
The assistant says “About two metres ought to do that!” and the woman says “Oh no, I’d better have about fifty metres.”
The assistant says “Fifty?! But surely that’s way too much?”
The woman says “I know, but the man I’m marrying is a guru devotee and he would rather seek than find.”
The assistant nodded knowingly and said: “Poor man, it sounds like he needs to read Nadeen’s book — From Seekers to Finders!”
PS. You might like check out the latest words of wisdumb from Puppetji — Puppetji vs Baggage
