Is That All?!
The circus comes to a small outback town and needs local acts. The old Ringmaster sets up an audition at the big top.
The word gets around and eventually, a bloke wearing a drover’s hat and a dry-as-bone walks in and the Ringmaster says, “OK mate, what d’ya do?”
The bloke starts flapping his arms up and down real fast and up he goes — flies right to the very top of the big tent, he does loops and circles and buzzes the Ringmaster. Finally, he lands right in front of the old codger and, breathing hard, shouts … “TAA-DA!”
The Ringmaster stares at him a few seconds and then says impatiently, “Thats it?!? Bird imitations?”
Categories: Humor