Don’t Forget the Flea!
A child in Scripture class, when asked to draw a picture of the Holy Family, produced a drawing in which Mary and the baby sat on a recognisably donkeyish animal, led by Joseph.
On the ground nearby, however, was a small black blob.
“What is that?” asked the teacher.
“The flea,” answered the young artist.
“What flea, dear?” asked the puzzled teacher.
“The one the angel told Joseph to take”.
Eventually, puzzled but not liking to challenge an imaginative child, the teacher checked out her Bible. And there it was:
Matthew Ch. 2:13 “… the angel of the Lord saying, Arise, and take the young child and his mother, and flee into Egypt …”
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