The Seer

It’s said that every new president of the United States should carry with him three envelopes.

At the end of his first year in office, when the going is usually rough, he should open the first envelope. Inside he will find a note that reads, “Blame the previous administration!”

At the end of the second year, if things don’t get any better, he should open the second envelope. Inside he will find a note that reads, “Blame Congress!”

And at the end of the third year, if things still haven’t got any better, he should open the third envelope. Inside he will find a mote that reads, “Prepare three envelopes!”

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