What We Really Need
During a business meeting in a small back-country church, the minister said, “I’d like to propose that we obtain a chandelier for the church.”
“Nope,” replied a deacon, “Ah’s dead against it.”
“Why are you so much against it?!” asked the exasperated minister.
“Well, in the first place,” said the deacon, “thar’d be no room on the platform to put one of them chandeliers. Secondly, far as I knows, nobody in the church kin play one of those thangs, and, finally, what this dang church needs is less noise and more light!”
Categories: Humor