Naked in the Sun
An actual guru sent out the following injuction to his devotees: “Lay on the earth naked and say yes to the earth as if the earth is your Mother — it is; take a Sunbath and say yes — not verbally I mean but existentially. Be in the mood of yes — receive the Sun , welcome the Sun and the sand and the texture of the sand , and the coolness of the wind, welcome all these gifts of God that go on showering on you …”On hearing this, one devotee remarked to her friend, “If I was lying on the earth as if it were my mother, and totally starkers, no matter what I was saying to her, I know she would be saying to me … “What are you lying there like that for? … making a spectacle of yourself, who do you think you are? What will the neighbors say?
And look at you, lying there in the full Sun without a stitch on and no sun-block … haven’t you got any sense … do you want to end up with skin-cancer? Well, I’m tellin’ you, that’s the quickest way to get it, then you’ll come cryin’ to me and what will I be able to do? Not a damn thing! Your stupidity will be the death of me too.
Get inside straight away and put something decent on, and while you’re there, you can do something useful and clean up your room for a change. And don’t give me any back-chat, I don’t care if the Man-in-the-Moon told you to do it, just get inside and put something on, NOW!”
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